Merry Fucking Christmas
Greetings from SFO.
I am an idiot, and I missed my plane. Now I get to hang out in SFO until the next one leaves at 6am. With enough of this brutal conditioning, I may one day adapt to this insane future in which it is often necessary to arrive at the airport
one or even two entire hours before take-off. But I'm sort of betting I'll continue to be an idiot for a while yet.
My brother is also an idiot.
In other news, as you might have noticed up there in the title, I have settled on "Merry Fucking Christmas" as my official December greeting. I don't want to adopt some lifeless, culturally ignorant PC substitution, but I don't want to accidentally fail to offend the Christ freaks, either.
Current Music: periodic announcements about unattended baggage